The Great Hall

Frequently Asked Questions

Why the hat?
Why not? I have to store my personality in something.

Where do you get your ideas from?
Everywhere - overheard conversations, anecdotes told to me by complete strangers, things half seen in strange places, funny events from history, odd objects in corners of museums. Some interesting ideas come from two ordinary thoughts colliding to become something new.

Have you met J K Rowling?
Nope. Sorry.

Why does one of the bats on this website have a crush on Linden Kohlrabi?
That is not my fault. That is all the fault of my webmistress Rhiannon Lassiter. All her fault. It's a long story.